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All people want a way to make their mind fresh and keep smiling. I think jokes are the best way to make anyone smile and have some fun in our life on a regular basis. Do you know the smile is the best medician for irritability? Jokes are providing us a lot of refreshment as well as tension free time. Jokes are giving us a way to decrease stress from the mind. So we can say we have a good thing in our life in the form of jokes.
Especially for having some fun on Valentine’s Day, we can do something different for our soulmate. On Valentine’s Day, we receive many quotes, sayings, greetings, and poems but jokes are a unique thing on 14th February for laughter and fun. Fun makes any relationship stronger and, unbeatable. No matter what is the situation, jokes reduce connection distances between two people.
Funny Valentines Day Jokes 2017
What would you get it you crossed Odie with the God of love?
A stupid cupid!
What do you call a very small valentine?
What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
“I’m sweet on you!”
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
“I find you very attractive.”
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
A hug and a quiche! What did one pickle say to the other?
You mean a great dill to me.
लड़की अपने पति का इंतजार कर रही थी, जैसे ही दरवाजा खोला, लड़का – ये लो जानू वेलेन्टाइन का फूल, लड़की – ये क्या लाये हो सफ़ेद गुलाब, पहले तो वेलेन्टाइन के दिन रेड गुलाब देते थे, लड़का- पगली…
A wife returns late at night back home.
– Where have you been?! – asks her husband.
– With a friend. But don’t worry, there were no men.
One day later the husband returns back home late.
– Don’t worry; I was also with a friend. And there were no men either…
Happy Valentines Day 2017!
A boyfriend asks his girlfriend:
– What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine’s Day?
– Well, I don’t know, – she answers shyly.
– OK, that I give you another year to think about it…
Happy Valentines Day 2017!
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?” “Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.”
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